Doctor Who?

Anonymous asked: Well, if you won't explain that, explain Adric, then. /Please/.

Why not ask me things about the now instead of the past? 

Anonymous asked: Your sixth regeneration. EXPLAIN. THE COAT.

You’re supposed to ask politely. 

Anonymous asked: Hello, Doctor. What are your thought on celery?

Almost as bad as bacon!

I don’t enjoy it like I used to.

Anonymous asked: DAN-GER-OUSS? NOO. THIS IS FRIEND-SHIP NOT WAAAR. NO WAR BE-CAUSE I AM NOT A DAA-LEK. WHAT ARE DAA-LEKS? DAA-LEKS ARE ALL GONE. YOUR BA-NA-NA DA-QUIR-II IS NOT ROO-FIED. YOU SHOULD NOT FEAR EX-TER-MIN-AAA-TION

Oh, I’ll be sure NOT to drink that.

I do not wanna get…roofieded. That’s not even a word! New word. Roofieded. 

thealiveagainavenger-deactivate asked: My friend can bring back the dead. She saved me.

Oh, well that’s fantastic! Haven’t said that in a while, really.

thealiveagainavenger-deactivate asked: Well, uh actually... I was brought back to life.

Oh. Oh. Well, I suppose it works, then! How were you brought back? That’s very interesting…

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. 

(Source: saocore)